witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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hawxkeye:

fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 2. Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development)

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.’

thebadbitchesofamerica:

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY


DAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thebadbitchesofamerica:

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

DAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
accidently:

im running for student council

accidently:

im running for student council

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

lgnacio:

Leslie Knope — Parents Just Don’t Understand

this is the best scene in p&r history

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.